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I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni pizza flavour. I didn't go anywhere near the cheeseburger macaroni.
— Jason Segel
Tags: diet, pizza, go, hot

Other Quotes by "Jason Segel"

I would love to play a villain someday in that I think that what I've done with my whole career is walk this tightrope between charming and creepy, and I always fall on the charming side. I'd like to fall on the creepy side and be like one of those scary old men, like really charming villains.
— Jason Segel
Tags: think, men, walk, love
Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest.
— Jason Segel
Tags: many, greatest, bear, like
I sold my first script when I was 21 - this kids' adventure movie that never got made. I just bought that one back, actually. I'm pretty psyched about it.
— Jason Segel
Tags: first, back, never, adventure
One of the pitfalls of a romantic comedy is that you know how it's going to end.
— Jason Segel
Tags: end, know, romantic, you
You guys own the Muppets, and you're just kind of sitting on 'em. I really love the Muppets, and I think I know how to bring the franchise back.
— Jason Segel
Tags: know, think, you, love
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