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The truth is I'm not at all surprised of the longevity of my career. In fact, I would be surprised if the opposite were true and if my career did not have this longevity because I can't believe people would purposely deprive themselves of such hilarious, meaningful entertainment at these prices.
— Jackie Mason
Tags: truth-is, believe, people, truth

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The Republican Party stinks because all of the Republicans have accomplished nothing, and they talk about all of these issues and do nothing about it for a whole lifetime.
— Jackie Mason
Tags: republican, party, talk, nothing
I knew nothing about professional comedians when I became a comedian. I was a rabbi. So I had no professional comedians to learn from.
— Jackie Mason
Tags: learn, about, professional, nothing
Predictions are preposterous.
— Jackie Mason
Tags: future
If you wanted to hear politics, you'd go to Henry Kissinger; you wouldn't go to hear Jackie Mason. The reason I speak about politics is because I know I can get a laugh out of it.
— Jackie Mason
Tags: go, laugh, you, politics
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
— Jackie Mason
Tags: run, he, truck, down
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