Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large bathtub.
The women who are pool waitresses are another worldly species. They're half-desert lizards. They never have sunburns.
Part of being a comic is being flexible, being versatile.
The amount of garbage that women are expected to put up with - we're just expected to ignore when a man whistles at us. And it never makes us feel good - it always makes us feel unsafe.
I love getting insight into what makes actors tick.
I'm certainly not a supermodel.
