You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.