The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
Sex is a two-way treat.
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
