No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
Nothing succeeds like address.
My favorite animal is steak.
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.