The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
I'm a survivor - a living example of what people can go through and survive.
So much to do, so little done, such things to be.
I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?
I sweat real sweat and I shake real shakes.
You find out who your real friends are when you're involved in a scandal.