All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Books are sharks... because sharks have been around for a very long time. There were sharks before there were dinosaurs, and the reason sharks are still in the ocean is that nothing is better at being a shark than a shark.
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.