I've heard stories of people, even celebrities that have gone online, pretended to be someone they weren't, and conducted a 5-year friendship via e-mail. Then, they got married because they really love each other from all that communication.
I've always had this unresolved desire to prove that I could get a Ph.D., or contribute something else to the world.
When you're a young child, you pick a totem animal, and you just identify with it to the point of wishing you were that animal.
The largest room in the world is room for improvement. You know, some mornings my thighs are fat. Some days my hair looks great. That's the human condition.
Sometimes I think opposable thumbs were invented so teenage girls could use text messaging.
When I was growing up in New York City, my father was a taxi driver for a time.