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People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
— David Letterman
Tags: say, true, new, people

Other Quotes by "David Letterman"

The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.
— David Letterman
Tags: alive, dead, debate, today
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
— David Letterman
Tags: president, he, wind, hell
President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.
— David Letterman
Tags: need, hell, thinking, war
Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.
— David Letterman
Tags: importance, aim, next, good
Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water.
— David Letterman
Tags: land, people, water, great
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