An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.
Always marry a woman from Texas. No matter how tough things get, she's seen tougher.
Never eat spinach just before going on the air.
Despite what many Americans think, most Soviets do not yearn for capitalism or Western-style democracy.
And now the sequence of events in no particular order.
I'd much rather wear out than rust out.
