The fashion industry is an immense cultural and social blight that only gets a free pass because its would-be detractors are scared it'll start criticising their haircut.
The logical quandaries thrown up by well-meaning systems are clearly something that I find darkly amusing.
I can't imagine voluntarily standing beside an F1 track in the rain, watching motorised wedges plastered in corporate decals zooming past at 500mph.
Videogames are probably my first love.
I haven't always been the kind of man who plays videogames. I used to be the kind of boy who played videogames.
We humans are great at creating tools with unforeseen consequences. For instance, when we invented the wheel, we had no way of knowing we were also laying the foundations for the TV show 'Top Gear.'