I scouted all the girls at Wimbledon. I wasn't impressed.

Women play about twenty-five percent as good as men, so they should get about twenty-five percent of the money men get.

I once played amateur tournament tennis six months without double-faulting.

I like to bet on as close to a sure thing as you can find.

Women's tennis? I think it stinks. They hit the ball back and forth, have a lot of nice volleys, and you can see some pretty legs. But it's night and day compared to men's tennis.