When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.
If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.
I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
Strong women only marry weak men.
Old age is no place for sissies.