It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form.
Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed.
There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do.
We drink one another's health and spoil our own.
Nothing is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life. The love of the young for the young, that is the beginning of life. But the love of the old for the old, that is the beginning of things longer.