The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.
Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.
A fool and her money are soon courted.
Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
