The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Death is a distant rumor to the young.