Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
